View Single Post
March 26th, 2013, 01:19 AM
IronMamma's Avatar
IronMamma IronMamma is offline
-Child Advocate
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 4,286
Drink your child backwash or eat their chewed food? Def backwash. I do not want to much anything that has been pre eaten!
Wake up at 2 am and find that your bed is soaked in their pee, or deal with an "accident" at Target? Def deal with an accident at Target.
Babysit a kid who hates your kid or have a play date where you cannot stand the Mom? I would rather not get along with the Mom to assure Drake has a good time with the child.
Take care of a teething 6 month old or an 18 month old? Hmm, this one is hard to say. At 6 months Drake was teething and he was fine, and he is teething now and is some what fussy but can snap out of it quickly. Um, I would say an 18 month old. A trip the park takes all sadness away!
Have engorged breasts for two weeks or sneeze and pee your pants in public? Engorged breasts.
Have your kids voice sound like Caillou or Dora? Def Caillou. I cannot stand Dora!
Have lice go through the whole house or have the stomach flu go through the whole house? Stomach flu.
Be stuck in the house with a colicky infant or an hormonal teenager for a week? Hormonal teenager.
Have a kid with perpetually bad breath or perpetually bad farts? Breath, I cannot escape farts. LOL!
Have a psychotic meltdown in the library or church? Library, but that is because I do not attend Church, so the Library is more realistic.

Thank you *Kiliki* for my perfect siggy

When you know better, you do better. And when you do better, you know HINTA.

Reply With Quote