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August 23rd, 2013, 06:44 AM
sunnydaze sunnydaze is offline
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So I'm surfing the crimson wave for the first time since birth and honestly, I don't even know how I'm still conscious as the copious amount of blood loss I am experiencing. I am soaking the super heavy duty tampons like every 30 minutes (not those cute small ones I used before kids) and I feel SO....FREAKING....GROSS.

I scowled at all the other parents at the bus stop this morning while wearing my yoga pants, and no bra. No one dared to approach me. I think they knew.

This is complete and utter crap. I think since I had my tubes tied, I shouldn't have to get the monthly curse upon women and I find myself irrationally looking up the cost of having my uterus removed.

And these cramps? No midol can touch! It is like I am wearing a belt of fire that is cinched super tight to the point its giving me the runs.

Oh I'm feeling uber sexy today. The epitome of womanhood. Lovely Lovely Lovely me!!!!

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