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November 1st, 2005, 09:45 AM
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Official Announcement: Canada's National Emblem

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Beaver to a Condom because it accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. ######, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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