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August 23rd, 2005, 12:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Men:

You open your briefcase and find a sticky note from your wife that says, "Don't drink any coffee, no ######tails after work, don't stress out and keep your 'boys' cool."

You're sleeping in front of the fireplace and showering at the gym because your wife turned down the water heater at home and took away your electric blanket.

You look like someone out of a rap video because your new boxers keep riding up and out of the top of your pants.

You feel like your wife has an alarm clock in her shorts because every four weeks or so, she comes running out of the bathroom saying, "Drop your pants--it's time!"

Someone asks you what day it is and you reply, "Cycle day 20."

You know enough about the workings of the female body to teach a health class at the high school.

You're about as interested in sex as you are in balancing the checkbook.
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