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September 18th, 2011, 09:27 PM
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What are some of the craziest, funniest, most pathetic prayer requests you have ever heard???

I heard one tonight on Facebook. We live in a small town in Iowa, we have a small roller skating rink that is still open. Her Facebook status tonight said this:

‎..... skating today from 1-4 at the Skate Palace!!!!! Yep, I went to church today and prayed that I stay upright as I'm gonna put sum skates on and have me a lil exercise 2day LOL.

And then she went skating, came home and posted this:

‎....... my prayers were not answered today and i've decided the LIMBO should be for ppl not in their 30's!!!! yeah, took a perdy hard hit and boy am i gonna feel this 2moro Allie did u get a pic of that?!?!?! LOL. Dana is still laughing bout it. yep, I feel the ♥ love ♥!!!!!

I so badly wanted to comment and say, really you wasted God's time on asking that you not fall down? When so many people are starving, being killed by drug cartel and America is falling to pieces, and you ask that!!!??? But I kept my mouth shut...
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