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December 14th, 2013, 05:32 AM
rusticbythesea01's Avatar Steph
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Oh my gosh, last night after BD df & I got on the subject of his little swimmers. I asked him what time it was and to tell me when 30 minutes are up, then I can get out of bed, because I want to keep as many swimmers in as possible. I told him once they reach my fallopian tubes, they're hanging out having a party in there, waiting for my egg to be released. Then I said, most of them die trying to get there and die waiting. He got all bent out of shape & said "change the subject, that's just so sad, it's not fair to them!" LOL I said well at least they have time to have fun before they die....when you whack off, you're just killing them pretty much instantly! He said, "why does that have to happen....they pretty much have a mind!" I said no they don't, they're just cells! He said yes they do, they know where they're going!! lol

So, I just read an article about their journey for kicks & found out that just before ovulation, you release some kind of proteins or something that hyperactivate the sperm & make their tails go faster! Soo, they DO get excited!! Now I feel bad! And silly!
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December 14th, 2013, 07:57 AM
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Haha. This sounds like a convo me and my dh would have! He gets weirded out about certain topics and I'm not even sure why! This post made me smile :-)
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December 14th, 2013, 08:32 AM
Hopolka's Avatar Wife, Mom of 1, Expecting
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That's hilarious. DH and I were just having a convo last night about how warm it gets down there. I told him it was like a sauna and he's frying the little guys. Then he proceeded to tell me, "Well, why do you think I walk around in my underwear all the time." Oh geez...certainly its not to just keep the boys alive. haha! Men, so silly sometimes.
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December 14th, 2013, 10:53 AM
rusticbythesea01's Avatar Steph
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You gotta love em!!

I just found a beer bottle filled with water put back in the 6pack hidden in the center between 2 full ones in the fridge! He snuck an extra last night...what, am I gonna ground him if I found out he had 3?! (cause I told him he can have 2, then tonight and next night none since we're in BD mode)

Oh, and he told me they sold him a dud at the store!!!

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