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  #1  
January 6th, 2009, 05:56 AM
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You know the drill.. grab your cup of water and sit down for some funny one liners.


- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is

- The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example: if the advertisement strongly suggests that particular brand of running shoes enabling athletes to perform amazing feats, the advertiser wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability

- Ok, here is one that isn't a one liner

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!".

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January 6th, 2009, 06:05 AM
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I nearly spit water all over the place at that last one!
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January 6th, 2009, 02:32 PM
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ROFLMBOTNTPMP, oh my God that was funny! And I have 60 ounces in already today!
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January 6th, 2009, 03:24 PM
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I need to drink 2 more cups to make my 8.. so close.. I'm going to make sure I drink it.
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