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May 12th, 2008, 05:33 PM
PlasticFork's Avatar Mega Super Mommy
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I had a dream last night that DH and I were desperate to take an HPT. We were in this bathroom (that I've never even seen) and all of his humongous family kept running in and out. DH's niece (that has 4 kids) came running in and instructing me on how properly to pee on the silly thing. I finally got to take two of them, one pink + test, and one two-line test. Both came back positive. So, we decide we have to see what a digital says.

There I am, on the toilet, trying to pee on the little stick, with her sitting on the tub and talking to me. "No, you're holding it wrong. You have to pee on it longer! Not like that!"

I start peeing on the thing, but my pee squirts out of the toilet, across the room, and hits the hamper. DH and I are so frustrated at that point, that we lock the bathroom door and just let everyone bang on the darn thing.

The HPT's were all digitals, and the package said there were three things it could say, 'Pregnant', 'Not Pregnant', or 'Invalid'. So, I finally get to pee on one and it says, "Try again" as though it's a magic 8 ball or something. We read the pamphlet again, and there is no mention of a 'try again.' So, I get the second one out and pee on it. The words that pop up are German, which DH and I obviously can't read them. Once again, no mention of this in the pamphlet.

So, we run to the store and I grab a pack of every single pregnancy test they have. We run back to the house, shoo everyone out of the bathroom, and I pee on every single one of them. I woke up before I knew what they said.

I am absolutely convinced now that TTC has driven me crazy.

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May 12th, 2008, 08:11 PM
Carmela's Avatar Mega Super Mommy
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That is a lot of pee.

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May 12th, 2008, 08:34 PM
nikas_mommy's Avatar Mega Super Mommy
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That would be the funniest thing, to get a digital that told you in German (or can you imagine Chinese? )
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May 12th, 2008, 10:23 PM
ZaydensMomma's Avatar Aaron Nicole
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OMG that's hilarious!

That reminds me of a dream I had not long ago that I was living in the 1970's and I had to PEE really bad and I needed to buy a HPT. I bought a HPT at the store and went in the bathroom and tested. It was a HUGE plus sign that's it. I was soooo happy and couldn't find my DH anywhere. Then I woke up... needing to PEE REALLLLLLY bad I hate those dreams cuz I get them once in awhile. EVEN I get that dream the night before AF is due and I am tempted to test... UGH

Age 36 with PCOS, poor ovarian reserve (.197), and blocked left fallopian tube.
We are TTC our 2nd blessing baby.
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May 13th, 2008, 11:41 AM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets those crazy dreams!

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May 13th, 2008, 11:53 AM
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lol, what a wierd dream, better than mine, i dreamt i had a huge hairy white tarantula in my mouth. ewwww.
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May 13th, 2008, 04:10 PM
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LOL at the "Try Again" can you imagine looking at a test like that?
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