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August 30th, 2006, 10:12 AM
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When girls drink too much............
> >>>>
> >>>> 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
> >>>>
> >>>> 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
> >>>> our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance
> >>>> move around.
> >>>>
> >>>> 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's #####
> >>>> and honestly believe we could do it, too.
> >>>>
> >>>> 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
> >>>> like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four
> >>>> hours ago.
> >>>>
> >>>> 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love
> >>>> them sooooo much.
> >>>>
> >>>> 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
> >>>> new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
> >>>>
> >>>> 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting
> >>>> next to us.
> >>>>
> >>>> 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at
> >>>> it.
> >>>>
> >>>> 9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by
> >>>> giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no
> >>>> longer taste the gin.
> >>>>
> >>>>10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely
> >>>> like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
> >>>>
> >>>>11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
> >>>>it.
> >>>>
> >>>>12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
> >>>> that we're having problems walking straight.
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August 31st, 2006, 06:27 PM
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LOL! That was good, and SO true!

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September 1st, 2006, 06:31 AM
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That's funny and so true !!
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September 6th, 2006, 11:54 AM
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