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October 30th, 2004, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Indiana
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You Might be Pagan If ...

When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"

You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it.

You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.
You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.

When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire.

You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics.
You've caused them.

On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.

You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols.
That's why you bought one.

You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them . (HAHA Don't get me started on this one girls)

You commit blasphemy in the plural.

Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."

When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an
anthropomorphic way.

You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle.
You can explain the difference.

You talk to tree’s They talk back.

Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around
a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun. (HAHAH! Anyone wanna join in?)

You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making stuff up in
"The Craft." You have explained this to other people.
You can do it better than they did it in "The Craft."
You know it's a load of crap.

You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.

You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."

You consider unicorns to be an endangered species.

You commonly (and frequently accidentally) call the days of the week
by alternate names: Sunday, Moonday, Tyr's Day,
Woden's Day, Thurse Day, Frigga-Day, Satyr Day.

When someone says they have a headache,
you pull out White Willow Bark and a Crystal Healing Kit.

Your candles outnumber your light bulbs.

You feel inclined to dance around and/or jump over a campfire,
and keep piling wood on it because it's not a proper bonfire.

You really do wonder why the faeries keep hiding from you...
after all, you're one of them.

You keep getting mistaken by religious zealots
for someone Satanic, or you are directly called by these same zealots
a "devil-worshipper" or some such.

You dislike the Christian Bible because it's "way too strict
for fun-loving people."

You constantly wonder why all the decent people in the world are in hiding.

You're reading this page. You understand it, and you have more to add!
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October 30th, 2004, 08:57 AM
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October 30th, 2004, 10:42 AM
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Cute, and there were several I could say yes too LOL.
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October 30th, 2004, 12:42 PM
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Love that one!!!
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October 30th, 2004, 03:35 PM
Natural Blessings's Avatar Mega Super Mommy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Alberta/Saskatchewan, Canada
Posts: 1,168
Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."[/b]
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October 30th, 2004, 09:54 PM
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hmmm you have more rock salt than kitchen salt
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December 13th, 2004, 09:57 PM
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That is toooo cute! I could even say yes to most of them!
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