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  #1  
November 10th, 2006, 07:24 AM
*Stacey*'s Avatar life=laundry
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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November 10th, 2006, 08:12 AM
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Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.

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November 10th, 2006, 12:09 PM
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Location: Peterborough, Ontario
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Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.


Ain't that the truth!!!! Haha!
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November 10th, 2006, 12:33 PM
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The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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November 10th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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Way too funny!
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November 10th, 2006, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Haha! Those are great!!

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If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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November 11th, 2006, 12:58 AM
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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November 11th, 2006, 11:42 AM
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Beauty is only a light switch away.

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November 11th, 2006, 04:06 PM
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Location: Missouri
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A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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