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Effervescence February 9th, 2010 12:46 AM

"How Do You Deal with the Mess?"

I outed myself and my plans to have this baby either at home or in a free-standing birth center, to the mothers in our play group. I don't usually talk about birth with them, because they are all the type to get an epi at the first contraction, schedule an elective induction for convenience, and drugs drugs drugs! They already looked at me like I had five heads when I let them in on the fact that I had no pain medications with Jonah, so I just stopped discussing birth with them and left it to be a "to each his own" kind of thing between us. I don't judge them for their choices; I think every birth is beautiful and amazing. But I did feel judged by them when I told them about Jonah's birth.

So anyway, we were scrapbooking (having a Mom's Only Night) and just chatting, and one of the moms had to have her daughter tested for allergies that day. This brought up a conversation about the fear of needles for a lot of the moms there, and one of the moms said that the worst part of labor was getting the IV. I laughed and said that is often what I say too! Getting the IV was most certainly the worst part for me. I then let on that I am so terrified of needles that is why I prefer a natural birth- I fear the epidural more than the pain of giving birth. This is 80% the reason that I birth naturally. If they could administer epis through an oral pill or something, I'd be much more likely to get one LOL. We talked about how I go into panic and fight or flight with needles, and I said if I need an emergency c-section, I'll probably have to be put all the way under because I don't think I can sit still without fighting. I lose all control of my body and actions when it comes to big needles like that.

So then one of the moms- the one who has an opinion about everything (isn't there one in every group?) said "Have you talked to your OB about this, because shes going to need to know it when you're going into the hospital!" and that's when I dropped the bomb that I have no OB, and there will be no hospital if we can help it.

Surprisingly, the only response this got was "How do you deal with the mess?"

Is this a typical response? What do you usually answer? All that I could think to say was that it isn't as messy as people think, and we bought a special cover for our bed.

LOL I just thought it was a funny reaction. Sorry for it to be such a long post over something so silly. This particular mom has been kind of grating on me lately, telling me things she doesn't really know about Jonah (we are having developmental problems with him right now) and I just had to post something about how her reaction made me laugh. I never even thought about it being messy, although I did think a little bit about the stuff floating in the water after I read a post on here asking about it.

inyourhonor February 9th, 2010 06:33 AM

Re: "How Do You Deal with the Mess?"
I got that question several times after getting the "Are you sure? Because you had that c-section before.. Is it safe?"

I just explained that yeah, theres mess but my midwives clean it up. During a home birth, we're prepared for these messes by having things around such as old towels and sheets we don't care about getting any blood and such on. They did the laundry for us, cleaned it all up and on top of it made us something to eat!

jhmomofmany February 9th, 2010 07:22 AM

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"What about the mess" is probably the #3 most-common question. :) (#1 being "is it safe" and #2 being "Why!?!" asked with a combination of horror and awe.)

My answer- "What mess?" There is some blood and a lot of fluid, or at least it can seem like a lot, I think it is usually around a liter... But that's nothing that one or two chucks pads can't sop up. (I've found that if you can manage for your water to break on the toilet, that's the perfect solution!)

I think most people still have the idea that homebirth is this archaic experience where Mom births Baby in a huge puddle on the floor and then gets busy with the mop and bucket. :rolleyes:

Alison79 February 9th, 2010 08:32 AM

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My midwives always laugh about that at the end of the birth. Last time there was less than a half a trash bag of mess. The towels went into the wash, placenta was bagged and in the freezer and that was it!

HappyHippy February 9th, 2010 09:05 AM

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I haven't been asked that question, but we've discussed it. Hopefully I'll be giving birth in our bith pool that'll be in the dinning room. So unless I'm splashing all over the place, there should not really be a mess. I will have chux pads on the bed for when birth is over and we go to cuddle, and I'm going to put some chux in the living room just incase it happens there. Otherwise you just pick up towels, chux, etc. My Midwife and her assitant are the ones who clean up. And I'm sure my family will help too.

GranolaMamaOf3 February 9th, 2010 11:06 AM

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Lol! Too funny!

Are you having an unassisted birth? (you said there was no OB, and didn't mention a midwife, so Just curious!;))

Twinkle February 9th, 2010 12:18 PM

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I was actually concerned about the mess as well... We were renting the house that Kate was born in, and we had wall to wall off white carpet in every room but the kitchen and the bathrooms. I had a water birth, but got out right after the birth, and still had to deliver the placenta. I was soooo anal about not making a mess it was kinda funny.

Anyways, I do think its a pretty normal question. Usually the answers about having plenty of chux pads and old towels keep the naysayers quiet (until they can think if something else to harp about).

Effervescence February 9th, 2010 12:28 PM

Re: "How Do You Deal with the Mess?"

Originally Posted by BirthDoulaToBe (Post 18986837)
Lol! Too funny!

Are you having an unassisted birth? (you said there was no OB, and didn't mention a midwife, so Just curious!;))

No, there's a midwife. I'm too chicken to go unassisted, and DH kind of goes into the "I don't know what to do" mode, so while I love him, I need more support from someone who knows what she's doing :)

But to this lady, I don't know that there is a difference in her mind between having an unassisted birth and a birth attended by anyone but a doctor. I did tell her there is a midwife though, and where I found her etc. She was curious, but in a skeptical way, which I guess is to be expected. I guess I just thought everyone's first response was going to be the "are you CRAZY?" not "isn't that messy?"

Twhylite21 February 9th, 2010 01:27 PM

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Haha! I just tell people that there was barely a mess at the hospital with Lily so I'm not expecting a disaster of a mess at the house. Just some old towels, sheets and chux pads should suffice.

GranolaMamaOf3 February 9th, 2010 02:26 PM

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^^^See it was the opposite for me! I made a huge mess! My water didn't break until he was crowning, and once it did, it popped, and sprayed everywhere!! My midwife said that the mess was all her fault though, because she makes a mess with every birth!:lol:

oriel13 February 9th, 2010 02:46 PM

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The only one who has asked about the mess is DH! He's the type who gets skeeved by any blood, fluid, anything (he's puked a few times after Brayden vomited or had a blow out :rolleyes:). That was actually his only stipulation on homebirth - "that's fine as long as I don't have to clean it up"! Once he found out the midwife takes care of things he's been on board ever since!

Sk8ermaiden February 9th, 2010 08:52 PM

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What mess, honestly? You generally birth over plastic of some kind, onto chux pads. The placenta plops in a bowl. The midwives leave your house cleaner than they found it and do all your laundry (at least here they do).

Adam&Kaydence'sMommy February 19th, 2010 09:41 PM

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We're going to use plastic backed sheets chux pads, newpaper, paper towels, things like that. We also rent the house our baby will be born in so I want to make sure there isn't a mess either. This is my 2nd child but the 1st was born via c/s so I don't have a very good idea about how big the mess will be.

tygrss February 21st, 2010 12:58 PM

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I never had anyone ask me that. People always asked whether it's safe and why I wanted to do it, but never about the mess. LOL. I think that it's a normal reaction though.

laisydaisymama February 22nd, 2010 06:05 PM

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I have been asked about the mess and "can you get an epidural at home?"

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